A perfect Lecture should be like a girl's mini skirt, which is long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create the interest.
Women and Guitar
What is the simalarity between women and gitar
both are pressed on the top and play dat the bottom
More Sexy SMS
Judge: Y did u beat up ur boss?
Lady: My boss called me from my office & took me
2 the bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me down & says 'April fool...'
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.