Heaven and Hell

Heaven and Hell

Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer.

hell is when u discover that the bottles have hole and the girls dont!

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Bcoz of will power

Man quits smoking bcoz of will power.
Man quits drinking bcoz of will power.
Man quits womanising bcoz he has will but no power!

After loosing virginity

Why do Women put on weight after loosing virginity..?

Bcoz every banana contains 108 calories!

Confidence is when

Confidence is when ur wife
catches u in bed with another women
and u hav the courage to
smack her on the ass and say,
"u are next!".

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