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Husband is a virgin

Husband is a virgin

A newly wed told Mom her husband was a virgin.

Mom asked how she Knew?
Last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.




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Sex is a sensation

Sex is a sensation caused by
temptation, when a man puts his
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to satisfy his frustration.

Nun jogging at the park

Yesterday's news : A nun jogging at the park was raped!

Today's news : Hundreds of nuns are jogging at the park!

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