dance with Me

Boy : Wul'd you like to dance with me?
Girl : Main bachchon ke saath nahi nachti.
Boy : Oh! I m sorry mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum pregnent ho!!!




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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Ghar manga.. bangla diya;
Dost manga toh tumhey diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyon kiya.

Tum na mano ye ek haqiqat hai

Tum na mano ye ek haqiqat hain, dosti insaan ki zarurat hain,

kisi din aa jana hamari mehfil main, ek aache naukar ki zarurat hain...

Aap kitne achhe ho

Ek 'aap' ho kitne achhe ho,
kitne bhole ho,
kitne pyare ho,
kitne smart ho,
kitne sweet ho,.
Aur ek 'hum' hain ke, jhooth pe hjooth bole ja rahe hain.

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