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Jeeto to Pizza Hut

Jeeto to Pizza Hut

Q:) Why did Santa Singh take his
pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?

A:) Bcoz they advertised
'free delivery'




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Saat saal ke baad

Saas: Saat saal ke baad bacha
paida kiya woh bhi ladki...

Bahu: Agar aapke bete ke bharose
rahti to ye bhi na hota!

Same blood group

Doc- U and ur wife hv same blood group.

Husband-yeh to hona hi tha
25 saal se me ra khoon jo
pi r ahi hai.

I am a dog

Arz kiya hai:

I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog
and u r a flower ...
so let me lift my leg n
give u a shower!

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