Sardarji in Harvard University
Q: What do u call a Sardarji in Harvard University?
More Hindi SMS
Sardarji is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Give me a green one, please."
Bandar ne apni ma se pucha -
Ma Ma dekho main kitna badsurat hoon
Ma ne kaha -
Beta tu to phir bhi theek hai
Usko dekh jo message padh raha hai!!!
Santa had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.
So Santa went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Santa slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work.
'Boss', he said, 'I'm here early! The pill actually worked !'
'That's all fine' said the boss, ' But where were you yesterday?'