Former President Bill Clinton says he thinks John Kerry is running an excellent campaign so far because Kerry's been running for six months and he hasn't even sexually harassed one woman yet!
What has four legs
Q. What has four legs and smells like pussy????????
A. Bill Clintons desk!!!!!!!!
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Q: What is an Indian girls ideal house?
A: One with no kittchen and bedroom.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:
Your wife is ur right hand..
but in the absence of ur wife..
ur right hand becomes your wife...