Urine examination

Once a nun goes for a urine examination and the samples get mixed up.

the report indicates she is pregnant.
When she gets the report,
she exclaims, "oh jesus!! Now we can not even rely on candles"

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I love the way

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh, and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down..

Can't wait to brush my teeth

Sex is like programing

Sex is like programing

One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Today, in style

Today, in style are small cars, watches, skirts and mobile-phones...

It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style, and then you will be the man!

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