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Sex is better than golf

Sex is better than golf

Why sex is better than golf:

No green fee,
smaller hole
need only 1 stick & 2 balls,
more strokes
noisy playing permitted
wet conditions ideal!




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the report indicates she is pregnant.
When she gets the report,
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I love the way

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh, and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down..

Can't wait to brush my teeth

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