Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!
A prostitute's nursery rhyme
A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.
More Sexy SMS
Behind every SUCCESSFUL woman, there is a SATISFIED man,
but behind a SATISFIED woman there is an EXHAUSTED man...
A guy buys 4 tyres bcoz they were cheap.
his wife shouts, why did u buy tyres, when we dont have a car.
guy shouted back, do i say anything when u buy bra...!!