Long Life

Long Life

Q: What is the secret of long life?

A: Morning 2 eggs,evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs!




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Nipple Nipple dont be far

Nipple Nipple dont be far

Let me press u in my car

up above the chest so high

always milky never dry

let me suck u dont feel shy

in the brassieres u will die

A prostitute's nursery rhyme

A prostitute's nursery rhyme:

One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again.

Smoking

Smoking

Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!

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