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Worlds best goalkeeper

Worlds best goalkeeper

Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?

A-A woman

Q-why ?

A-Because, whichever way you fuck her, the balls just wont go in.




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WHAT IS KISS ?

A:) VERY SIMPLE ITSS AN INQUIRY IN THE TOP FLOOR, ABOUT THE VACANCY IN GROUND FLOOR....

Long Life

Long Life

Q: What is the secret of long life?

A: Morning 2 eggs,evening 2 pegs and night 2 legs!

Nipple Nipple dont be far

Nipple Nipple dont be far

Let me press u in my car

up above the chest so high

always milky never dry

let me suck u dont feel shy

in the brassieres u will die

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