At 18 a lady is like a footbal
At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.
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7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7 meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 77777 problems
Mistakes are painful when they happen, But years later a collection of mistakes called Experience Which leads us to success...
Three dreams of a man:
1- To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
2- To be as rich as his child believes.
3- To have as many women as his wife suspects.