Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing there. He replied. Oye! higher studies yaar...
Laloo and his P.A.
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
10 things that i know abt u ..........
1. U are special person with a wonderfull heart...
Bas Baki Kal...Ek din me ek hi Joke...