Make your wife scream

Make your wife scream

Q. How do you make your wife scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

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Old woman have

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

What did the elephant say

Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"

Bra size definition

Bra size definition

Why are the letters a, b, c, d, e, and f used in bra sizes?

A - almost boobs

B - barely boobs

C - can live with them boobs

D - damn good boobs

E - enormous boobs

F - fake boobs

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