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Blondes left leg

Blondes left leg

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.




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365 used rubbers

Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers (Condoms)?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

What did Adam say to Eve

Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
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A. Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!

Disney World n Viagra

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride.

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