Blow Jobs

A market research by IMRB was conduct to know what is the best thing about a blow job. The results are as follows:

5% - the senual pleasure
5% - the feeling of dominance
90% - 2 minutes of silence!!

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Happy moments, praise Viagra.

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Quiet moments, worship Viagra.

Painful moments, trust Viagra.

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Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg?
A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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Q: What do you do with 365 used rubbers (Condoms)?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

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