Fat lady waiting for bus
Q:) What do you call a fat lady
waiting for a bus?
A:) A Moti-vaiting
More Hindi SMS
An english man says america me
shaadi e-mail se hoti hai!
Our sardar ji says india me to,
shaadi fe-mail se hoti hai!
A sardarji went to party with his
family n introduced them to his friends
I am sardar and this is sardarnee,
this is my kid and that is my kidney.
Machchar ne appko kata who uska
junnon tha, apne khujli kiya
woh apka sukoon tha, chah kar
bhi apne usey nahi mara
bcoz....... uski ragon mein
bhi apka khoon tha!