Why do women pierce

Why do women pierce

Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A. Place to hang their air freshener.

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Pussy like warm toilet seat

Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

Definition of a menstrual period

Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A. A bloody waste of fucking time.

Why don't witches wear panty

Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying on their broomsticks?
A. For better traction.

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