Newest Vitamin

Newest Vitamin

This newest vitamin is made
from chicken soup.

It makes men cocky
and women lay better.

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Man and an uppercase Q

What's the similarity between
a man and an uppercase Q?

They're both big fat zeroes with
little dicks hanging off them.

Cricketer describing a women

Q:) How does a cricketer describe a nude woman?

A:) No cover, no extra cover, two silly points, two fine legs and a gully.

Mathematics of sex

Mathematics of sex

1. Add her on the bed

2. Subtract her clothes

3. Divide her legs

4. Start multyplying...

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