Sayings

Old saying:
Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy and wise.

New saying:
Early to bed and early to rise,
makes your women go to other guys...




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Calls

Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls

2 inches

A man stands nude in front of a mirror n examins himself n says: 2 inches more & I'll be a king.

His wife sitting behind says: 2 inches less & you'll be a queen.

Moderb Era

This is a moderb era, no one has time. Girls put the mobile in pussy in vibrator mode,
Ask boyfriends to ring...
This is called E-Fuck

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