A kid asks the priest
Father, What is ur pastime?
The priest taps the kids
shoulder and replies,
Nun my child nun.

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Girl: Mom Whats Penis
Mom: When you become a good girl you will get one.

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24 carrot gold

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Bcoz gold has 24 carrot,
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