Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?

A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!

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So Clean

Two girls are having shower together first one ask hey sweety ur pussy is so clean how?

Second one repls stupid have u ever seen grass on busy road.


A kid asks the priest
Father, What is ur pastime?
The priest taps the kids
shoulder and replies,
Nun my child nun.

A Question

Girl: Mom Whats Penis
Mom: When you become a good girl you will get one.

Girl: What if I dont become a good girl.
Mom: Then you will get many!!

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