Wats da similarity b/w a lady and a chewing gum?

A: Both r sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

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Feel Low

Whenever you feel low,
depressed or useless,
Remember that you are the
same sperm that won a battle
against a million others....


Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?

A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!

So Clean

Two girls are having shower together first one ask hey sweety ur pussy is so clean how?

Second one repls stupid have u ever seen grass on busy road.

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