Clever Date

Clever Date

A guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?

Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.

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Wats da similarity b/w a lady and a chewing gum?

A: Both r sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

Feel Low

Whenever you feel low,
depressed or useless,
Remember that you are the
same sperm that won a battle
against a million others....


Q: Why men walk more and women talk more?

A: Coz men have three legs and women have four lips!

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