Shoe Laces

Shoe Laces

Shoe laces and smart men
have one thing in common...
They keep in touch with
serveral holes simultaneously.

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Smallest Hotel

What is the smallest hotel in the world?


Bcoz it can accommodate only one standing Member with his luggage hanging outside.

Clever Date

A guy picks up a girl 4 the date, Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.?

Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.


Wats da similarity b/w a lady and a chewing gum?

A: Both r sweet and tight in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later.

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