Will Power

Will Power

At 33 he quite smoking (will power)

At 43 he quit Drinking (will power)

At 53 he quit Gambling (will power)

At 63 he quit SEX (Power Failure)

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They keep in touch with
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?


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