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Bihari Babu: Arre O Doctarwa,Kaisa Nasbandi Kiye Ho Hamaar?

Biwi Phir Se Maa Ban ne Wali Ha!

Doc: Hum Nasbandi Tohar Kiya Hoon Pura Gaon ka Nahi!

Q: What is the similarity between Aadmi & Bandar?

A: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai,
Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai!

Q: What did Bipasha Basu say when she got tired of sex?

A: JOHN-AB-RAHAM kar