Reasons

Two men r talking.

1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.

2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!




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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

If Brooke shield marries james bond

Q. What will happen if Brooke shield marries james bond?

A. She will become BrookE BOND.

Turning fox into elephant

Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
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A. Marry it.

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