Tim views on beer
7-year-old Tim views on beer: "I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets."
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Modern Definition of "Wife"
Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...
Laugh a having is someone that realize u this like times at its!
NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!
Two men r talking.
1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!