7-year-old Tim views on beer: "I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets."
COMPLETE and FINISHED
Q: Wat da difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED?
A: When u Marry a right Girl u r Complete & when u Marry a wrong Girl u r Finished.
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Modern Definition of "Wife"
Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...
Laugh a having is someone that realize u this like times at its!
NOW READ IT BACKWARDS!!