Little birdy in the sky
Little birdy in the sky,
You look up and it shits in your eye.
You don't mind and you don't cry,
You just thank God that cows don't fly.
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Q: Wat da difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED?
A: When u Marry a right Girl u r Complete & when u Marry a wrong Girl u r Finished.
7-year-old Tim views on beer: "I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets."
Modern Definition of "Wife"
Someone who'll stand by you through all the troubles which you wouldn't have had if you had stayed single...