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Hajir Jawab

Hajir Jawab

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.

Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli : Apne bade bhai ke paon chhu rahe ho..??

Ladka: Jee bhabhi ji.




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