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Prohibited

Prohibited

Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.




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Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA

New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power

On first night

On their first night:

Husband: Is it really ur first night?

Wife: No... No... actually it is first time at night!

QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

QUOTE OF THE CENTURY

We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes, But never realize that the best times are enjoyed without clothes!

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