Teach Mathmatics

Teach Mathmatics

How to teach mathmatics to a Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication in the Sweetest Point.

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Officer: Madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.
Lady: Then why didn't you tell me when I was removing my clothes?
Officer: Well, that's not prohibited.

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA

Recommended Dosage of VIAGRA

New Girl friend: No need,
Old G/f: 1/2 tablet,
Mistress: 1 tablet,
Wife: 2 tabs + whisky + blue film + will power

On first night

On their first night:

Husband: Is it really ur first night?

Wife: No... No... actually it is first time at night!

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