Darpok Biwi

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Achcha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub me bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi.




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Gili Pitch

Santa sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.

Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha.

Santa's First Night

Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?

Kuch mat pooocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur
jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?

Mere Bachche?

Husband & wife talak ke baad.

Husband: Bachche mere hain.

Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera, dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!

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