Saari Utari

Pehle usne utari saari.
Fir aayi peticoat ki baari.
Phir diya blouse utar.
Zyada khush mat ho yaar.
Wo thi kapde sukhane ki taar.




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Billi Ke Bachche

Teacher: Bachchon kya bata sakte ho ki billi (cat) k itne sare bachche kyon hote hain?
Student: Miss aap bhi bahar nangi ghumaien to aap ke bhi itne sare bachche honge.

Darpok Biwi

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Achcha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub me bhi security guard ke sath baithi thi.

Gili Pitch

Santa sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.

Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha.

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