Magnetic Field Problem

Magnetic Field Problem

Dear subscribers: Due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your hadsets will vibrate for one hour..so u plz keep it under ur pussies or dick.
Hav fun n enjoy....*CUSTOMERS CARE*

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