Real Record

Real Record

Afridi made 100 runs from 37 balls. Its a simple record.
The real record was created by king khalid, who made 100 sons from just 2 balls

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Magnetic Field Problem

Dear subscribers: Due to a fault in magnetic field and signals of our service your hadsets will vibrate for one hour..so u plz keep it under ur pussies or dick.
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SEX is My Fav

SEX is My Fav.
I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd!
U'll enjoy it!
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One Foot

A woman married to a one legged man.
She wrote to her mother: "My husband only has ONE FOOT".
Her Mother replied: "You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES"

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