Son saw a parents having sex "dad whats up?
DAD: Tere maa me petrol bhar raha hoon.
Son: Mom ki average check karien, din me uncle bhi tank full kar ke gaye hain"

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Romantic Husband

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?

Watching Adult Movies

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?


Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.

TV Ads

For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago

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