No Aids

Na hum aids se darte hain,
Na hi condum se karte hain,
Hum to duniya se darte hain,
Is liye haath se keraty hain.




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Average

Son saw a parents having sex "dad whats up?
DAD: Tere maa me petrol bhar raha hoon.
Son: Mom ki average check karien, din me uncle bhi tank full kar ke gaye hain"

Romantic Husband

Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhare aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon.

Wife: Neeche kya mohalle wale ghusenge?

Watching Adult Movies

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult movies?

Guess?

Ha ha, U R wrong. It's ur ears to make sure k KOI AA TO NAHI RAHA HAI.

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