11 benefits

11 benefits

11 benefits of masterbation.

1:- Self Reliance
2:- Time Convience
3:- Prevention of Crime
4:- Mental Choice of Lady
5:- No Risks of AIDS
6:- No Special place Requirement
7:- No Wastage of Cash
8:- Easy to Perform
9:- No fear of early ejaculation
10:- Guranteed Satisfaction
11:- No Risk of Being Caught

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Doc 1 - Shit I had sex with my patient, I m feeling guilty.
Doc 2 - It happens in our profession, take it easy.
Doc 1 - Ya..Ya..but u see.. im a VETERNARY DOCTOR.

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Beauty is to see & to touch,

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Nipples are to play & to suck,

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All these are free but depends on Luck

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