Girl & Tea

Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho,
Tez ho,
Meethi ho,
Doodh jyada ho,
5 minute mein taiyyar ho aur
Raat bhar sone na de.




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Saas Bahu

Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi.

Lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why?

Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

No Aids

Na hum aids se darte hain,
Na hi condum se karte hain,
Hum to duniya se darte hain,
Is liye haath se keraty hain.

Average

Son saw a parents having sex "dad whats up?
DAD: Tere maa me petrol bhar raha hoon.
Son: Mom ki average check karien, din me uncle bhi tank full kar ke gaye hain"

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