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No Smoking

No Smoking

Girl: Sorry sir u can't smoke here.
Customer: But I bought the cigarettes from your shop?
Girl: We also sell condom. But you can't start fucking here.




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Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. how did u know that?
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Brave,
Intelligent,
Gentle,
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