Army Guy Married

Army Guy Married

An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite realizes Wife is Haveing periods.
He telegrams to HQ: Red alert on front.
Extend Leave Reply: From HQ: Attack frm back And report?

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Girl: Sorry sir u can't smoke here.
Customer: But I bought the cigarettes from your shop?
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Bond 007 :- Mona, ur not wearing panty today?
Mona:- Yes sir, ur great.. how did u know that?
Bond 007:- I can see dandruff on ur shoes.

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Santa: My 8 year old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.

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