Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.
Height of shame
Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and your nose collide first.
More Sexy SMS
An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite realizes Wife is Haveing periods.
He telegrams to HQ: Red alert on front.
Extend Leave Reply: From HQ: Attack frm back And report?
Girl: Sorry sir u can't smoke here.
Customer: But I bought the cigarettes from your shop?
Girl: We also sell condom. But you can't start fucking here.