Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and your nose collide first.
A boy comes to class with broken specs.
Teacher: what happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.
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Define rape: rape is not a crime; it's just a surprise sex.
An Army Guy Got Married , On 1st Nite realizes Wife is Haveing periods.
He telegrams to HQ: Red alert on front.
Extend Leave Reply: From HQ: Attack frm back And report?