Wife in good mood rotating husbands sex organ in bed.
Husband: You want sex?
Wife: No. Just joined car driving school and practicing gear changing.

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My Dad Has Two

Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this is?
Kid: ya, my dad have two.
Teacher: two?
Kid: A small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.

Broken Specs

A boy comes to class with broken specs.
Teacher: what happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: But how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.

Height of shame

Height of shame: You running with a full erect male sex organ towards a wall and your nose collide first.

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