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Lady in a Jeans

Lady in a Jeans

A lady was wearing jeans in a train.
A man who saw that her zip was open said: Madam, your lips are laughing.
Woman: Hey they want a cigarette.




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Husband: You want sex?
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Kid: ya, my dad have two.
Teacher: two?
Kid: A small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.

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