What's similarity between garden and breast? Both are made for kids but mostly used by adults.
In a lift
In a lift, man elbow accidently touched lady's breast.
Man: If your heart is soft as your breast you will forgive me.
Lady: If you sex organ is hard as your elbow I am in room 207.
More Sexy SMS
Difference between bad and worse.
Bad: When your children find your last night used condom.
Worse: When they insist you to blow that balloon for them.
Define rape with the help of one good example.
Rape is a very very difficult job for example; it's like playing golf with a continuously moving hole.